Ice cream trucks are a staple of almost every childhood summer. But ice cream truck drivers are often a not so innocent story. This stories on this list of WTF ice cream truck incidents range from creepy, to inexplicably hilarious, to just downright astounding. Ice cream trucks aren't just melodic, cheerful deliverers of joy, they can also be magnets for residents of Crazy Town.
From a child molester driving an ice cream truck as his "after prison" job, to a guy dancing in the middle of the street only to be run down by an ice cream truck, to the ice cream truck saga that ended in murder, these are the biggest WTF moments in ice cream truck history.
9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever,
Ice Cream Man Exchanges Ice Cream For Sexual Favors From Little Girls
The ice cream truck driver in this story was caught exchanging ice cream for asking young girls to flash him. This news report urges people to know who their licensed, local ice cream man really is. The reporter at the end of this video says that if you're worried about the person selling ice cream to your kids that you should go somewhere else, ask for a license, or just walk away.
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Sex Offender Caught Driving Ice Cream Truck
After a 23-year-old child rapist named Jason Ivory got out of jail, he, as a sex offender, had to notify his neighbors, and keep the cops up to date on his latest employment... the latter of which he failed to do.
Trying to get back into the swing of life he, like any other child molester, decided to go with what he knew: baiting innocent children for his own personal gain. This time he did it by driving an ice cream truck, which is not illegal for sexual predators in Ohio for some reason. He didn't notify the authorities of his new job, was caught, and was later brought in.
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Pair Sold Drugs From Urine/Feces-Filled Ice Cream Truck
According to this news report these two people started a "side business" in an ice cream "van." Ice cream "van" just screams shady. It turns out, the van was a weird drug cover. They would drive around at night at inconspicuous times with 41 different kinds of drug paraphernalia. Police stopped them guys later on, and they were convicted of possession of drug paraphernalia, as well as marijuana itself.
Ice Cream Truck For Dogs
An ice cream truck for dogs? Really? Well, at least these dogs are eating and having a great time? WRONG.
Here are a few reasons this is a terrible, ridiculous and horrible idea.
1. The ice cream looks like chocolate, they even have fake little chocolate biscuits on top of some of the cones themselves. Way to train dogs to eat poison.
2. If you watch this short video you'll see that these trucks allow dogs to go up to the window and take the ice cream right out of the ice cream girl's hand. That's right, we're starting to train large dogs by teaching them that it is perfectly okay to dive into others' cars.
3. These trucks are, then, also training dogs to eat out of strangers' hands, but more importantly, to eat ICE CREAM out of strangers' hands. So look out, kids-sitting-alone-happilly-eating-an-ice-cream-cone-at-a-park-anywhere-in-the-world, because these dog ice cream trucks are about to undo ANY training these dogs have had.
Great Dancer Is Hit By Ice Cream Truck, Groove Ruined
One of the men in this video is an enthusiastic camera man, while the other is an enthusiastic, proud, and accomplished thug who also to dance in the streets. After treating the cars behind him on the street like mere props in the music video that is his life, he starts stepping around, making huge strides across not the middle of a street, but an open intersection.
After about 38 seconds of footage, you come to the realization, that the intersection is going to hit back... via the ice cream truck. Like many "people getting hurt" videos, this is absolutely hilarious... and then you feel bad and wonder what happened to the guy.
The Ghetto Ice Cream Truck Feat. Soulja Boy
A guy who has a lot of soul and knows his hip hop hears a "ghetto a** ice cream truck" coming. For the first minute you kind of imagine this whole thing is in this guy's head... and then you see the truck. After this guy raps over the beat of the ice cream truck's music, he not only sees people buying cones out of the truck, but closes in on a hot girl with a nice butt.
He also starts free styling and then wants to buy ice cream after laughing his ass off. It's the rap video of ice cream truck incidents and worth watching in its entirety.
Slow, Creepy Ice Cream Van Made of Nightmares
One of the sweetest sounds of summer has been forever sullied by this presumably failing or battery-low ice cream truck that drives creepily slow through this neighborhood, terrorizing the people filming the video.
This van, where you actually can't really see the drivers, is surely being driven by Satan himself. Either way, the music, slowness of the van, and the way it's kind of scanning the whole neighborhood scares the crap out of everyone involved.
Man Kills Other Man Over An Ice Cream Truck
Rob Chambers was a man who made ice cream trucks. Tremayne Durham was a man who always wanted to sell ice cream. Durham gave Chambers the money to make him an ice cream truck. However, Durham changed his mind about the "selling ice cream" idea and asked Chambers for a refund, amounting to $18,000. Chambers gave him the cold shoulder.
So, Durham decided to sue Chambers for the money, which is perfectly reasonable. But before that, Durham kidnapped Chambers and Chambers's closest friend, Adam Calbreath, and then shot Calbreath until he was dead in a plan to get his money back. Durham held a gun to Chambers's stomach and said things like "look what you made me do" and "I've been robbing and killing people to get to you."
If this wasn't already enough of a WTF story, here's a quote from the original story about how/when he confessed to the whole thing: "Durham agreed to plead guilty to murder - but only if he could get a break from jail food. The judge agreed and granted Durham a feast of KFC chicken, Popeye’s chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream. After Wednesday’s sentencing, Durham was to get the rest of the deal - calzones, lasagna, pizza and ice cream, his defense attorney confirmed. They will pay the tab."
Durham is currently serving a life sentence... over an ice cream truck.
Ice Cream Truck DUI
After driving an ice cream truck drunk at 10 o'clock at night, Tommy J. Shannon crashed into some cars and then quickly fled the scene, leaving the truck behind, presumably with the ice cream sitting there, helplessly melting.
When he was found, police said the he smelled heavily of alcohol and was slurring his words. When asked if he'd been drinking, Shannon denied it. After the breathalizer test found that he had a whopping .134 blood alcohol level (legal limit is .08), they asked what he'd had to drink. He said one beer. After asked how big the beer was, he replied "pretty big."
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